Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead?”
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Do old people read the Bible so much because they were cramming for their finals?
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of paintings by Picasso.
If bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops… does work stop at a work station?
If it’s true that we are here to help ‘others’ — then what exactly are the ‘others’ here for?
Never forget that ‘stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Clones are people two.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
So what’s the speed of dark?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Should wives put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Patsy HerringJune 28, 2012 at 6:25 pm
things to ponder…………..
1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
2. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
3. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
6. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
7. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their finals.
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
9. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do… write to these men? Why don’t they put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
10. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
11. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
12. Clones are people two.
13. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
14. Go ahead and take risks… just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
15. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
16. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
17. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
18. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
22. So what’s the speed of dark?
23. How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
25. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26. If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
30. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
32. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
33. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
34. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
35. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Dollie MccrystalJune 28, 2012 at 6:25 pm
things to ponder…………..
1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
2. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
3. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
6. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
7. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their finals.
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
9. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do… write to these men? Why don’t they put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
10. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
11. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
12. Clones are people two.
13. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
14. Go ahead and take risks… just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
15. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
16. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
17. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
18. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
22. So what’s the speed of dark?
23. How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
25. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26. If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
30. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
32. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
33. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
34. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
35. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Marcia HesterJuly 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm
Okay, so I made a “myyearbook.com” account trying to find people near where I’m moving too. I started talking to only guys because I get along with them better. Then, I started talking to Micah. I contacted him and added him as a friend. I started IMing him being my hyper, crazy self and he did the same. We started becoming closer as friends and then he said he thinks I’m cute and I thought he was too so were like okay we like each other. So, then we both started flirting with each other and decided we should meet. I told my mom everything and she said its fine we will do this in public with her there. Then it got a little weird…. He started saying he loves me. At first I thought it was kind of funny then I thought he could be fake. Then somehow we got into talking about weddings and he was like I want to marry you when were older. I was like WOAH THERE. Then I explained hes going to fast and he should stop it. Then, the other weird part is that we have everything in common and I made sure I asked him what his favorite thing was first then answer my own and it was the same almost every time- I’m like wow. He has pictures on his profile of himself and I asked him for more and he put more up in different clothes too. He has a video on youtube doing butterfly knife tricks and he looks real. I think so, and hope so. He sounds like a great guy but do you think hes fake? I will always take the proper safety precautions.
P.S. >> Link to his video>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vlsg48ofM
Thank you!!! (By the way, I’m 15, he is too as far as I know.)(Is there a way to tell if hes real??? A certain question to ask him?)
Alejandra FleishmanJuly 22, 2012 at 6:54 am
What is the funniest question you’ve seen in the photography section? I vote for this one:
Is it true that all you need is a professional camera and not the actual photograher for weddings?
I am looking into purchasing a NICE PROFESSIONAL camera for $1200 and getting a relative to take photos for me at my wedding rather then spending the same amount for an actual photographer. At least I get to keep the nice camera at the end along with the pictures. Do you think the pictures will be just as nice? Is this a good idea?
things to ponder…………..
1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
2. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
3. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
6. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
7. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their finals.
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
9. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do… write to these men? Why don’t they put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
10. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
11. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
12. Clones are people two.
13. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
14. Go ahead and take risks… just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
15. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
16. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
17. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
18. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
22. So what’s the speed of dark?
23. How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
25. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26. If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
30. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
32. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
33. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
34. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
35. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Maggie SaucierAugust 22, 2012 at 3:26 am
Okay, so I made a “myyearbook.com” account trying to find people near where I’m moving too. I started talking to only guys because I get along with them better. Then, I started talking to Micah. I contacted him and added him as a friend. I started IMing him being my hyper, crazy self and he did the same. We started becoming closer as friends and then he said he thinks I’m cute and I thought he was too so were like okay we like each other. So, then we both started flirting with each other and decided we should meet. I told my mom everything and she said its fine we will do this in public with her there. Then it got a little weird…. He started saying he loves me. At first I thought it was kind of funny then I thought he could be fake. Then somehow we got into talking about weddings and he was like I want to marry you when were older. I was like WOAH THERE. Then I explained hes going to fast and he should stop it. Then, the other weird part is that we have everything in common and I made sure I asked him what his favorite thing was first then answer my own and it was the same almost every time- I’m like wow. He has pictures on his profile of himself and I asked him for more and he put more up in different clothes too. He has a video on youtube doing butterfly knife tricks and he looks real. I think so, and hope so. He sounds like a great guy but do you think hes fake? I will always take the proper safety precautions.
P.S. >> Link to his video>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vlsg48ofM
Thank you!!! (By the way, I’m 15, he is too as far as I know.)(Is there a way to tell if hes real??? A certain question to ask him?)
EberhardSeptember 5, 2012 at 10:52 pm
things to ponder…………..
1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
2. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
3. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
6. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
7. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their finals.
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
9. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do… write to these men? Why don’t they put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
10. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
11. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
12. Clones are people two.
13. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
14. Go ahead and take risks… just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
15. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
16. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
17. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
18. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
22. So what’s the speed of dark?
23. How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
25. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26. If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
30. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
32. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
33. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
34. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
35. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Patsy HerringSeptember 6, 2012 at 4:14 am
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead?”
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Do old people read the Bible so much because they were cramming for their finals?
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of paintings by Picasso.
If bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops… does work stop at a work station?
If it’s true that we are here to help ‘others’ — then what exactly are the ‘others’ here for?
Never forget that ‘stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Clones are people two.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
So what’s the speed of dark?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Should wives put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Goe122September 14, 2012 at 6:05 am
Ok, well not really a problem yet, being that it is a long engagement. But I have this Idea of making my wedding VERY personal. Very me and him. So my colors are turquoise and white.
I have NO flower ideas, very few ideas on what I want as a ccenterpieceand all. I know in the middle of each table [ i'm not writing seating charts, people can sit where they please.] I want to put a basket with a little note on it asking for wedding advice. OR other little things that you would like to say to the bride and groom. But I also want some kind of flowers or candles or SOMETHING to go along with that. Something country and pretty, BUT my wedding colors associated in with all that as well! ANYONE have ANY pictures, Ideas, help! All the stuff on Google is of overly fancy weddings. Me and James are very simple and want something nice, but us at the same time! SO also. As far as a grooms table. he likes drag racing, hunting, camo, fishing, lots of stuff like that. I just really want it to be something very personal. SOMEONE HELP!! :]
Our wedding is in the summer. So it’s kinda a summerly feel. But all things I find seem to be seashells and stuff like that for a beach wedding. I want white and pale pink flowers and differnt kinds, I have already figured out which bouquet I want and I kinda want the centerpieces to match it. I think it will be fun on our wedding night to sit and relax and get ready to leave the next day for the honeymoon and read all the funny stuff I just know people are going to say on their individual cards! I don’t want anything “city” or fancy or overly girly. I mean I want a pretty wedding just not over the top! OH, and as far as table clothes, he wants white with turquoise runners instead two toned tables. [like big cirlce clothe, smaller circle clothe!]
I have figured out what the centerpeices are going to be. Baskets, still not sure, I might want wooden finished or White baskets. I am going to set them around petals of my bouquet, so they look like they are on a bed of roses. Ok then in the basket will be feathers of torquoise and white with little boxed favors. and On the basket will be either tulle or ribbon in my colors. with Candles aroudn that. Ummm, It’ll say take a gift leave a note! And then there will be little note pads, coustom of course, and then leave notes for advice, or something they love about us and our friendship, or a memory they have of us. So I pretty much have the centerpeice worked out. The Flowers are white and pink and antique colored roses. So really I need decoration Ideas for the rest of the reception and the how to decorate the pews in the church!!!
Oh, and the baskets are going to be big enough to put favors in.
If you can find any other baskets that are oval and shallow send pics!
http://www.unitedbasket.com/product/img_white_baskets/white_oval_basket1.jpg
http://www.unitedbasket.com/product/img_white_baskets/white_oval_basket1.jpg
In white?
http://www.floralcraft.com.au/seagrass_files/image027.jpg
http://www.buhiimports.com/handled_baskets/sw317.jpg
hank baseballsSeptember 15, 2012 at 7:15 am
My brother has always been “abnormal” but lately he’s been doing/saying things that are concerning to me. And now that I think back at what it was like with him growing up, adding it all together it seems like something I should be worried about.
-He always wrote violent stories and drew violent pictures. A lot of people in our family for some reason thought it was cute and funny and quirky, but only my stepmom who’s a child therapist was concerned. She told him to stop, but since we don’t live with her he continued. They’ve gotten worse over time. I even found a comic he drew of a boy killing his parents then laughing. This was shortly after he got in trouble.
-He’s gotten in trouble for violence a lot at school. My mom pulled him out of karate because he used some on a kid at school. He got in fights in elementary and middle school.
-My Dad has a long fuse and lets his anger build. When he finally gets upset he yells and sometimes breaks something if you provoke him enough, but he’s never hit anyone or said things with the intent of hurting people. Sometimes he says things that hurt but he later apologizes. MY brother however, he gets mad at things most people won’t and when he does he doesn’t necessarily get violent but he gets rough kind of, like slam things are, push you out of the way, etc. But he says things specifically with the intent of hurting people, and always chooses the lowest blows possible like he knows exactly what it would take to hurt that person so much that they would be defeated in the argument. For example, lately I’ve had self esteem issues with my looks because I have acne and I dye my hair a lot and change my makeup because I want to find something that works for me, I was called ugly a lot in elementary school, so it’s something I’m trying to get through and go to therapy for. Well, I said something that apparently hurt his feelings, but it wasn’t something most people would get upset over andin fact I didn’t have any idea it would bother him. I wouldn;t hurt him on purpose. Then he just flatly said, “Well, you’re ugly.” and another time in a similar situation he said “You have no one and no guy or girl will ever love you” (I’m gay). I’d never been in a relationhip before at that point. Both times I got upset and locked myself in my room all day to cry. (i know it seems like overreacting, but those are really personal). When he say me crying he smirked. He never apologized and when I told him to he insisted that I apologize to him. When I did, he just walked off. Now that I think about it he never sincerely apologized to anyone for anything. He calls girls and guys at our school that he hates “fat and ugly” or stupid or something worse. Whatever would hurt them. He never apologized to any of them.
-He does whatever he can to be the center of attention. When we were little he’d sing and preform skits in fron of everyone at times where he wasn’t meant to be the center of attention because he couldn’t stand to see other people have it. Like weddings and birthdays he’ll do anything to draw the attention away from the focus and onto him. He’s in drama now and even when he’s a small character he knows what to do to be the star of the show. On facebook he posts a new status like every 20 minutes when he’s on. He tags people in pictures then leaves 1000 comments on it so people get notifications. Some people have deleted him or blocked him all together because of this.
-He acts intellecualy superior to everyone. HE always corrects peoples grammar when they are in the middle of talking then insults their intelligence because of it. I’m an atheist and he is to, but I have many Christian friends. We were raised very Christian and our mother is extremely religious and so is our extended family, so I try to be very polite and open minded about that with them. I don’t discuss mhy lack of belief and something like Thanksgiving when the family prays I am polite about it, where as my brother will insut people or roll his eyes or try to get out of it. He starts uncalled for religious debates with people and instead of using real arguments he just attacks them. His first girlfriend broke up with him because she was a Christian and he would always poke fun of it around her. He treated her like an idiot and I witnessed it, always correcting her spelling or grammar or magnifying those silly mistakes we make. He brags about his intelligence all the time, however he fails many classes because he doesn’t do work. Ever.
-He’s obsessed with books and movies that are violent or have violent undertones such as Fight Club, Death Note, A Clockwork Orange, to name a few. I like a lot of the things he likes but he seems to like it mainly for the darkness of it.
-He makes jokes about things no normal person would joke about – pedophilia, rape, 9/11, slavery
-He tries to be controversial on purpose to stir reactions out of people and he prides himself in this. If he gets a negative reaction out of this it makes his day. He kissed one of his gay guy friends even though he is straight just so people would make fun of him. He laughed when some guy called him a faggot and it seemed to make him happy.
-He’s run away twice, and gets in trouble a lot. He overtly does illegal things, but stupid illegal things like trespassing or climbing roofs of public places. He got drunk only one time and brags about it all the time like he did something soooo bad and pulled one over on his parents. He told me the other day that he wants to do more illegal things. He does it just for the sake of it.
-No punishments my parents give him work. Any time he gets grounded our parents take everything away and give him a long lecture and it just doesn’t get through to him. If he changes his behavior it’s because he wants his privleges. You can tell he feels no remorse
for what he did even if it’s something really bad. He never admits wrongdoing and complains to me about our mother saying she’s just a fat stupid Christian and she doesn’t know anything and blames her for him getting in trouble somehow.
-He doesn’t have any sense of urgency. He almost failed four classes and didn’t care. The other day, my five year old sister went missing in a parking lot. We later found out my cousin had her, but I was panicking, looking around and asking people if they saw her. My brother had his hands in his pockets and just dragged his feet. His facial expression just looked bored like he didn’t care. I accused him of not caring about the situation and he yelled at me and stormed off.
-The other day, myh cousin was listening to a song about Columbine. My brother asked what that was and when I told him he seemed really interested and fascinated. I found him looking up stuff about it later.
- Yesterday he said “I want to murder something in my life time. That’s what Iwant to do before I die. “ He makes jokes like that all the time, but I just said “Oh shut up that’s not funny.” HE just got quiet.
He has not been to therapy.
andresumozaSeptember 15, 2012 at 8:41 pm
I’m wearing a white wedding dress and my fiance is wearing a black suit with white inside. Now the basic color was Marine Blue and Champagne but I would love to incorporate a dark pink into the picture to brighten up the palette. Will the blue, champagne, pink and white look funny together? What about my darn fiance’s black suit, that pain in the butt won’t wear different. Any advice? here are links to the design and basic wear.
Thanks for your help and opinions.
Awww you guys are great. you’re right, the exclamation pts shows u my hair is sticking out like wires right now and i’m about to get a bald spot from pulling out my hair. thanks, champagne is outta here!
rndmaktnSeptember 17, 2012 at 9:34 am
Okay, so I made a “myyearbook.com” account trying to find people near where I’m moving too. I started talking to only guys because I get along with them better. Then, I started talking to Micah. I contacted him and added him as a friend. I started IMing him being my hyper, crazy self and he did the same. We started becoming closer as friends and then he said he thinks I’m cute and I thought he was too so were like okay we like each other. So, then we both started flirting with each other and decided we should meet. I told my mom everything and she said its fine we will do this in public with her there. Then it got a little weird…. He started saying he loves me. At first I thought it was kind of funny then I thought he could be fake. Then somehow we got into talking about weddings and he was like I want to marry you when were older. I was like WOAH THERE. Then I explained hes going to fast and he should stop it. Then, the other weird part is that we have everything in common and I made sure I asked him what his favorite thing was first then answer my own and it was the same almost every time- I’m like wow. He has pictures on his profile of himself and I asked him for more and he put more up in different clothes too. He has a video on youtube doing butterfly knife tricks and he looks real. I think so, and hope so. He sounds like a great guy but do you think hes fake? I will always take the proper safety precautions.
P.S. >> Link to his video>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vlsg48ofM
Thank you!!! (By the way, I’m 15, he is too as far as I know.)(Is there a way to tell if hes real??? A certain question to ask him?)
AnnySeptember 23, 2012 at 6:14 am
0.What time is it now?
1. What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
2. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
3. Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
4. Is that your natural hair color?
5. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
6. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
7. Do you have a crush on anyone?
8. Do you have any weird phobias?
9. Can you lick your elbow?
10. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
11. If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
12. Are you addicted to anything?
13. Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
14. What is your favourite room in your house?
15. What was the last thing you had to drink?
16. Do fish make good pets?
17. Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
18. Has an animal ever attacked you?
19. What kind of mobile phone do you own?
20. Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you’ve had in a month?
21. Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
22. Are they a good driver in your opinion?
23. When’ s the last time you showered?
24. If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
25. Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
26. Do you make your bed daily?
27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
28. Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
29. How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
30. Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
31. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
32. Have you ever cut your own hair?
33. Do you find piercings attractive?Depending on where.
34. Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
35. Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
36. Where does number one live?
37. Would you date them?
38. What do you think of weddings?
39. What color of socks do you have on?
40. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
41. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
42. Have you bought anything today?
43. Ever dated someone you didn’t find attractive in the least?
44. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
45. Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
46. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
47. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
48. How many pics of just you do you have?
49. What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
50. Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
51. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
52. Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
53. Lap top or pc?
54. What color is your keyboard?
55. Have you ever accidentally stood on a plug with your bare feet?
56. Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
57. Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
58. Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
59. Did you just sing them to make sure?
60. Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
61. If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
62. Have you ever seen a sunflower in real life before?
63. Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?
64. Have your Parents ever washed your mouth out with Soap ?
65. Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
66. Do you ever pop other people’s bubbles they blow with their gum?
67. What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
68. Did you ever yell so loud that you lost your voice for a few days ?
69. Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
70. Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
71. Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
72. What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
73. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
74. How many tv’s in your house?
75. Type your name using only your elbow…
76.Are you hoping this quiz finishes soon?
77. Are you ever purposely irritating?
78. If you were another person would you be friends with you?
79. Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
80. Favourite sports to watch?
81. Can you play Poker?
82. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
83. Have you ever touched an Elephant?
84. Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
85. Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
86. Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
87. Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
88. Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
89. Have you ever crawled through a window?
90. Did your parents spoil you as a child?
91. Look behind you, what do you see?
92. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
93. Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
94. Are you an aunt/uncle?
95. Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
96. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
97. Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
98. If
Lol, next time I’ll make a shorter one.
mavis24September 26, 2012 at 6:34 pm
Okay so I met this 34 yr old guy who is the brother of my uncle’s wife several years ago and since then we have become incredibly close friends. We text, email, call, just like any good friend. At first my parents thought the friendship was weird because of the age gap but they’ve now become accustomed to it. I love the friendship aspect to this, and no matter how much I want only friendship, I can’t help but to think about some weird signs he’s given me in the past. I’ve tried to brush it aside but I keep thinking about it. When we first met, he jokingly said that I “would have been a good match for him.” But what kind of a joke is that!? His sister gave him a weird look and said “she’s only 14!” At my uncle’s wedding he startled me as I was leaving the elevator (I was engrossed in my phone and didn’t notice him when the doors opened) and he put both hands around my arms and said sorry with a grin. At the wedding he said that I look five years older and that I looked great. Thanksgiving party at my grandparents, we exchanged numbers. He entered his on my phone, I called him and he said sarcastically, “I wonder who this is, a secret admirer?” His sister gave him a weird look again. We talked so much last night (till 1am) that he ended sleeping over (I was sleeping over with my family too). Next day, his sister called him a “pervert” over text in a reply to “leighton is so open n easy to talk to. Can’t believe how close and personal we got. I wonder if she’s like this with most people?” Over email, him an I got on the topic of weddings (idk how) and he said “I one day hope to marry. I just don’t know who the bride will be ” On feb. 14th, I wished him happy valentine’s day and sent him some nice Disney couple pictures (as I did with everyone else) and he replied with “you fill me with amore.” He drove all the way to my home and said “I would drive distances just to see you…” and I think he caught himself because he slipped in my litlle 11 yr old sister’s name “…and Sara” last second. What do you guys think? Is It just friendship or do u think he likes me a little more than that? I’ve been trying to deny this because it would just cause so much drama in the family and I really cherished our friendship but I couldn’t stop thinking about these weird incidents. I do know that our friendship is real and that he really is a good guy. I just don’t know if he likes me a little or if it’s just his weird way of being funny. I definitely DO NOT want anything more than just friendship until I’m at least in my early or mid 20s. I know him well enough to say he’s not a pedo
UnitedSeptember 27, 2012 at 9:44 am
Men vs. Women
Some subtle (and some not so subtle) differences
Handwriting:
Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.
Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the “i” with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the “b” and “g”. It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she’s dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note.
Groceries:
Women: A woman makes a list of things she needs, then goes out to the store and buys those things.
Men: A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett’s car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the express lane.
Relationships:
Women: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life.
Men: A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, “I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know that there’s always a chance for us.” This is known as the “I Hate You / I Love You” drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.
Sex:
Women: They prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay.
Men: They prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place part of the foreplay.
Maturity:
Women: They mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults.
Men: Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.
Magazines:
Men: Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman’s body.
Women: Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.
Bathrooms:
Men: A man has six items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
Women: The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items.
Shoes:
Women: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.
Men: A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. Let’s not talk about how many days he’ll wear the same socks.
Cats:
Women: Women love cats.
Men: Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
Children:
Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Dressing Up:
Women: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
Men: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
Laundry:
Women: Women do laundry every couple of days.
Men: A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants (the ones that were hip about eight years ago) before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old episodes of “Love American Style.”
Eating Out:
Men: When the check comes, each man will each throw in $20 bills, even though it’s only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
Women: When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.
Mirrors:
Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror.
Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys’ heads.
Menopause:
Women: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual.
Men: Menopause in a
Alina ElliottSeptember 29, 2012 at 9:37 am
What is the funniest question you’ve seen in the photography section? I vote for this one:
Is it true that all you need is a professional camera and not the actual photograher for weddings?
I am looking into purchasing a NICE PROFESSIONAL camera for $1200 and getting a relative to take photos for me at my wedding rather then spending the same amount for an actual photographer. At least I get to keep the nice camera at the end along with the pictures. Do you think the pictures will be just as nice? Is this a good idea?
1- Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? 2- Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? 3- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? 4- Mom + Dad + beer – condom = me
5- Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
6- An answer to that nagging question…………… I let the dogs out!
7- An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work!
8- If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs? 9- Don’t smoke cigs, you only have 2 lungs. Smoke weed, neurons, you have millions. 10- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 11-If the world didn’t have cows, how would we get milk? 12- In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm? 13- When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose? 14-Why can’t G-UNIT get on the bus? Because they only had 50 Cent?
MylesSeptember 30, 2012 at 4:33 pm
A kid gives a teacher a blank peice of paper
Teacher: What is this?
Kid:It’s a picture of a cow eating grass!
Teacher:*Looks at the picture* Where’s all the grass?
Kid:The cow ate all of it.
Teacher:*Looks at the paper again* Where’s the cow?
Kid:It left cuz there was no more grass.
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Teacher: Pencils down! Pencils down! Excuse me! Why isn’t your pencil down!?
Kid:I’m using a pen.
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Old people at weddings always poke me and say “Your next” So I do the same thing to them at funarals
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*You’re about to get arrested*
Cop:YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL!
Person:WAIT,WAIT!!!
Cop:WAT!?
Person:Can I change my facebook status to ‘going to jail’?
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Boy: I love you
Girl:Prove it! Scream it to the world!
Boy: *Whispers* I love you..
Girl:Why did you whisper?
Boy:*screams* CUZ YOU’RE MY WORLD!! <3
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Boy: You're A B C D E F G H I J K
Girl: Huh?
Boy: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Delightfull, Energetic, Funny, Great and Hot!
Girl: Awww!! And the I J K?
Boy: I'M JUST KIDDING!!!
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*Fake Story*
*Girl walks in crying*
Boy: Babe, Who's butt am I kicking tonight?
*Real Story*
*Girl walks in crying*
Boy: Oh, Hey babe… Make me a sandwich?
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Boy: *Starts doing sit-ups* 1…2…3…
*Hot girl coomes in*
Boy: 153…154…155…
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Girl: Hi
Boy: Hey
Girl: I herd you like someone.
Boy: Yeah,Yeah…
Girl: Do I know her?
Boy: Yes
Girl: What does she look like?
Boy: Do you have a mirror? <3
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Grade 1-5: I wanna go to Middle School
Grade 6-8: I wanna go to High School
Grade 9-12: I wish I was back in Kindergarden…
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Girl: Babe… Why does your ex hate me so much?
Boy: Look on your keyboared on your computer.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cause U and I are together, And U comes above my X.
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On Your computer keyboard there's 'U' And 'I' together… But if you look under it, there's 'J' And 'K' its 'Just Kidding'
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Boy: I'll catch a granade for ya
Girl: Awww!!
Boy: I'll jump in fronnt of a train for ya
Girl: Awww!!
Boy: *Pulls out earphones* Can you stop saying 'Aww'? I'm listeng to Bruno Mars
DisraeSeptember 30, 2012 at 9:00 pm
I have a close acquaintance who I considered inviting to a wedding I’m going to this summer. I’m Hindu and the wedding is a traditional Hindu-Indian wedding. I have some reservations about inviting however.
A few days ago she began to complain about how “long” a Catholic wedding took and how boring and awful it was. She mocked the ritual that took place in the wedding and thought that the way she was acting was being funny, and got others to join with her. I’m not too offended seeing that I am not Christian…however is she going to do the same crap if I invite her to a Hindu wedding? Hindu weddings are primarily done in Sanskrit– so really noone will understand what is being said unless the pandit (Hindu priest) explains it in english. There is alot of ritual and symbolism– flowers are placed before the figures and pictures of gods, rice and flowers are thrown, the couple walks around the fire, etc. The ceremony will last about 3-4 hours. I’m a little worried– will she also sit there and mock this too?
She has told me in the past that she enjoys different cultures and seeing “different” things but the fact that she can’t even be respectful while being a guest at a religious ceremony she is familiar with bothers me. What do you all think? Should I invite her or not? I don’t want to invite her only to have her complain later that she couldn’t understand anything and why was it so long.
She isn’t aware of the wedding yet– I was just invited not too long ago and was given the option of having a guest come with. Like I said before, she’s a “closer acquaintance”, not a super close friend or anything.
ColeOctober 1, 2012 at 2:23 am
Okay, I have severe depression according to my numerous counselors I have quit seeing. I have had three mental breakdowns, many suicidal attempts and only two actual tries at killing myself. I don’t see a reason for living, when there is nothing to live for. I suppress every single bad thing, so I don’t think “talking about it” will help…no I’m pretty sure it won’t help. Here are some things that cause my depression.
> my family is very selfish and mean. They like to play with my head, tease me about my looks, make fun of my depression and treat me like I’m worthless.
> I feel ugly and think I look like some ugly person that everyone talks about.
> The one guy I love is treating me like some piece of trash and playing with my emotions.
> My friends always make jokes about me that aren’t funny.
> My dad is just a total jerk and loves seeing me suffer.
> I can’t sustain a good relationship or friendship without ruining it somehow.
> I don’t trust or connect with anyone!
> My parents always treat me with sarcasm when I talk about depression.
> My family is just one big joke. My dad is a pedophile, my uncle has killed someone, my mom has been to mental hospitals, I have a sadistic grandmother who only talks about rape, death, or people killing people and my aunt is a dream crusher.
> I’m staying with my dad until dec 29th and now he is playing super dad to some kid that isn’t even his and loving his new wife…I’m glad to know that I didn’t matter enough, because he sure didn’t care when I was living in the streets or homeless shelters.
> I’ve been physically and mentally beaten by men when I was younger.
> My brother is controlling
> My life is just dull and boring
> My family isn’t rich…at all. we’re always struggling with bills and debts.
> My mom has bad health
> and my life just seems like a joke.
I don’t see anyway of being happy. I don’t like being around people and I hate almost everyone I personally know and don’t get close to people. I don’t like being this way to the people that care for me, but I see it as a way of not getting hurt down the road. I mean who can hurt you if they don’t mean anything to you?? I want to live in Italy and get married and have children, but my family says “You don’t need to be married and why do you want to go to Italy? just look at a picture, it’s the same thing.” All of the women in my family have had failed marriages and I just think I’m cursed to have one too. Also I always talk about how I want my wedding and they say “weddings are stupid.” No women in my family has ever had a wedding and I have always wanted to have one. Now I just am starting to believe that having a wedding and getting married is stupid and won’t ever happen for me. I mean if I can’t sustain a long lasting relationship, how am I supposed to get married? I’m not on medication because I refuse to take it. I want to have a bright, wonderful future with my family, but I don’t even think I’ll be able to stay alive that long. I’m scared of men and boys because I think all men are going to rape me, beat me, and just utterly make a fool of me. I don’t like being alone with a man…at all. I hate when people try to get me to open up to them like they think they have been here all my life, and understand. NO, YOU DON’T! I love one guy but he just loves playing stupid mind games. I’ve already almost had a breakdown due to him…but he’s the person I want to be with. When I do get an attachment to someone then it’s a very strong attachment. Don’t get me wrong though. Me having an attachment to you doesn’t mean I trust you…it just means I like you. I don’t trust anyone. I mean it’s bad when I don’t trust my mother, who loves me. I just feel like dying. I think I’m ugly and when I go out in public I think that everyone is looking at me and making fun of me. My mom is about to lose her job when health care goes through. Gah I hate Obama. I just don’t want to live. I used to paint and write poetry, but my depression is keeping me away from stuff and people that I honestly care for. It’s like I have chains hanging from my heart and legs. It’s like I can see all of my friends and family just laughing and being happy, and I’m trying to drag myself to get to them, but every stride I make is bounded by another chain. I don’t eat a lot anymore, and I start feeling lightheaded and like I’m about to faint. Everyday I just pray to God that maybe he can take pity on me and just do me in. What should I do?
Also when I hear love songs, I just feel like busting into tears because I know I won’t be able to achieve what other people feel for one another.
Sorry this is so long.
FYI, this isn’t even one-thrid of what I’m feeling. If I had to fully write what I truly am feeling, then I’d probably clear 300 pages. :/
MarshalOctober 6, 2012 at 9:26 am
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead?”
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Do old people read the Bible so much because they were cramming for their finals?
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of paintings by Picasso.
If bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops… does work stop at a work station?
If it’s true that we are here to help ‘others’ — then what exactly are the ‘others’ here for?
Never forget that ‘stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Clones are people two.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
So what’s the speed of dark?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Should wives put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
isk8at818October 9, 2012 at 9:30 am
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
What is the speed of dark?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
When day breaks who fixes it?
Just some stupid random funny questions (:
BrianOctober 19, 2012 at 6:43 am
Ok, well not really a problem yet, being that it is a long engagement. But I have this Idea of making my wedding VERY personal. Very me and him. So my colors are turquoise and white.
I have NO flower ideas, very few ideas on what I want as a ccenterpieceand all. I know in the middle of each table [ i'm not writing seating charts, people can sit where they please.] I want to put a basket with a little note on it asking for wedding advice. OR other little things that you would like to say to the bride and groom. But I also want some kind of flowers or candles or SOMETHING to go along with that. Something country and pretty, BUT my wedding colors associated in with all that as well! ANYONE have ANY pictures, Ideas, help! All the stuff on Google is of overly fancy weddings. Me and James are very simple and want something nice, but us at the same time! SO also. As far as a grooms table. he likes drag racing, hunting, camo, fishing, lots of stuff like that. I just really want it to be something very personal. SOMEONE HELP!! :]
Our wedding is in the summer. So it’s kinda a summerly feel. But all things I find seem to be seashells and stuff like that for a beach wedding. I want white and pale pink flowers and differnt kinds, I have already figured out which bouquet I want and I kinda want the centerpieces to match it. I think it will be fun on our wedding night to sit and relax and get ready to leave the next day for the honeymoon and read all the funny stuff I just know people are going to say on their individual cards! I don’t want anything “city” or fancy or overly girly. I mean I want a pretty wedding just not over the top! OH, and as far as table clothes, he wants white with turquoise runners instead two toned tables. [like big cirlce clothe, smaller circle clothe!]
HarryOctober 21, 2012 at 6:06 am
things to ponder…………..
1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
2. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
3. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
6. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
7. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their finals.
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
9. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do… write to these men? Why don’t they put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
10. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
11. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
12. Clones are people two.
13. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
14. Go ahead and take risks… just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
15. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
16. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
17. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
18. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
22. So what’s the speed of dark?
23. How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
25. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26. If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
30. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
32. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
33. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
34. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
35. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
friendly 4October 22, 2012 at 6:26 am
okkk.. so my sister is getting married and her fiance really got mad with his nephew because he was making fun of my sister saying she’s going to look stupid in a wedding gown and weddings are “boring” and “lame” anyways after the wedding we’re having a big projector of all pictures and stuff go by and he photoshopped his nephews head on a pic of a bride and is gonna have it show on the projector. i find it funny but my sister and i told him NOT to do this, i don’t think it’s appropriate, not to mention his family is going to think me and my sister told him to do it since we were upset about his nephew making wise/disrespectful comments towards me and my sister….
it’s funny because the little punk deserves it but he’d probably start crying…
lucasg615March 16, 2013 at 10:35 am
I photographed weddings previously, and it’s really not my thing. I’ve been doing newborns and maternity for awhile. I’ve just started getting into toddlers…I want to know if anybody has any tricks?
How do you make them smile?
I just had a two year old that wouldn’t not smile, she was content but she put on a fake funny smile through the whole shoot.
Any ideas are greatly appreciated!
timq3dimensionscomMarch 28, 2013 at 4:01 pm
My cousin has asked me to be the official photographer for her wedding. I have had my slr for a few months and I am not a skilled photographer. It is a fairly casual wedding so I don’t think they will want professional standard, but can you give me any advice so I can improve my skills before their wedding, (next feb). I have a book that I have been reading but if you can suggest anything else it will be much appreciated.
lucasg615May 2, 2013 at 10:16 am
Cousin #1 is getting married at the end of May. I’ve known about the wedding for over a year. Last fall, I bought a beautiful dress on an end-of-season clearence rack. I love the color, the style, the fit… it’s just perfect for me. Cousin #2 just announced at Christmas that she’s getting married at the beginning of May. Can I wear the same dress for both weddings? Even though the wedding dates are in the same month? I’m not taking a guest and have no one to impress. I don’t want to be tacky. I just love the dress so much and would like the opportunity to wear it again.
(PS- Yes, I know that it was a poor decision on Cousin #2′s part to suddenly decide that she wants to get married 3 weeks before Cousin #1. Cousin #2 is a selfish little snob who has changed her wedding date 3 times. And now suddenly decides that she wants to get married the same month as Cousin #1. Luckily, Cousin #1 is very mellow and is not letting the whole situation bother her.)
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead?”
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Do old people read the Bible so much because they were cramming for their finals?
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of paintings by Picasso.
If bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops… does work stop at a work station?
If it’s true that we are here to help ‘others’ — then what exactly are the ‘others’ here for?
Never forget that ‘stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Clones are people two.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
So what’s the speed of dark?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Should wives put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
things to ponder…………..
1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
2. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
3. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
6. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
7. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their finals.
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
9. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do… write to these men? Why don’t they put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
10. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
11. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
12. Clones are people two.
13. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
14. Go ahead and take risks… just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
15. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
16. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
17. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
18. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
22. So what’s the speed of dark?
23. How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
25. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26. If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
30. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
32. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
33. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
34. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
35. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
things to ponder…………..
1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
2. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
3. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
6. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
7. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their finals.
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
9. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do… write to these men? Why don’t they put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
10. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
11. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
12. Clones are people two.
13. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
14. Go ahead and take risks… just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
15. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
16. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
17. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
18. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
22. So what’s the speed of dark?
23. How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
25. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26. If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
30. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
32. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
33. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
34. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
35. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Okay, so I made a “myyearbook.com” account trying to find people near where I’m moving too. I started talking to only guys because I get along with them better. Then, I started talking to Micah. I contacted him and added him as a friend. I started IMing him being my hyper, crazy self and he did the same. We started becoming closer as friends and then he said he thinks I’m cute and I thought he was too so were like okay we like each other. So, then we both started flirting with each other and decided we should meet. I told my mom everything and she said its fine we will do this in public with her there. Then it got a little weird…. He started saying he loves me. At first I thought it was kind of funny then I thought he could be fake. Then somehow we got into talking about weddings and he was like I want to marry you when were older. I was like WOAH THERE. Then I explained hes going to fast and he should stop it. Then, the other weird part is that we have everything in common and I made sure I asked him what his favorite thing was first then answer my own and it was the same almost every time- I’m like wow. He has pictures on his profile of himself and I asked him for more and he put more up in different clothes too. He has a video on youtube doing butterfly knife tricks and he looks real. I think so, and hope so. He sounds like a great guy but do you think hes fake? I will always take the proper safety precautions.
P.S. >> Link to his video>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vlsg48ofM
Thank you!!! (By the way, I’m 15, he is too as far as I know.)(Is there a way to tell if hes real??? A certain question to ask him?)
What is the funniest question you’ve seen in the photography section? I vote for this one:
Is it true that all you need is a professional camera and not the actual photograher for weddings?
I am looking into purchasing a NICE PROFESSIONAL camera for $1200 and getting a relative to take photos for me at my wedding rather then spending the same amount for an actual photographer. At least I get to keep the nice camera at the end along with the pictures. Do you think the pictures will be just as nice? Is this a good idea?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqHcIdIMvwzmAJOfmx25N4mNxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20080528095854AAhad4v
things to ponder…………..
1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
2. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
3. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
6. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
7. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their finals.
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
9. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do… write to these men? Why don’t they put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
10. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
11. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
12. Clones are people two.
13. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
14. Go ahead and take risks… just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
15. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
16. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
17. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
18. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
22. So what’s the speed of dark?
23. How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
25. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26. If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
30. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
32. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
33. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
34. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
35. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Okay, so I made a “myyearbook.com” account trying to find people near where I’m moving too. I started talking to only guys because I get along with them better. Then, I started talking to Micah. I contacted him and added him as a friend. I started IMing him being my hyper, crazy self and he did the same. We started becoming closer as friends and then he said he thinks I’m cute and I thought he was too so were like okay we like each other. So, then we both started flirting with each other and decided we should meet. I told my mom everything and she said its fine we will do this in public with her there. Then it got a little weird…. He started saying he loves me. At first I thought it was kind of funny then I thought he could be fake. Then somehow we got into talking about weddings and he was like I want to marry you when were older. I was like WOAH THERE. Then I explained hes going to fast and he should stop it. Then, the other weird part is that we have everything in common and I made sure I asked him what his favorite thing was first then answer my own and it was the same almost every time- I’m like wow. He has pictures on his profile of himself and I asked him for more and he put more up in different clothes too. He has a video on youtube doing butterfly knife tricks and he looks real. I think so, and hope so. He sounds like a great guy but do you think hes fake? I will always take the proper safety precautions.
P.S. >> Link to his video>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vlsg48ofM
Thank you!!! (By the way, I’m 15, he is too as far as I know.)(Is there a way to tell if hes real??? A certain question to ask him?)
things to ponder…………..
1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
2. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
3. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
6. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
7. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their finals.
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
9. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do… write to these men? Why don’t they put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
10. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
11. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
12. Clones are people two.
13. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
14. Go ahead and take risks… just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
15. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
16. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
17. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
18. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
22. So what’s the speed of dark?
23. How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
25. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26. If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
30. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
32. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
33. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
34. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
35. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead?”
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Do old people read the Bible so much because they were cramming for their finals?
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of paintings by Picasso.
If bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops… does work stop at a work station?
If it’s true that we are here to help ‘others’ — then what exactly are the ‘others’ here for?
Never forget that ‘stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Clones are people two.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
So what’s the speed of dark?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Should wives put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Ok, well not really a problem yet, being that it is a long engagement. But I have this Idea of making my wedding VERY personal. Very me and him. So my colors are turquoise and white.
I have NO flower ideas, very few ideas on what I want as a ccenterpieceand all. I know in the middle of each table [ i'm not writing seating charts, people can sit where they please.] I want to put a basket with a little note on it asking for wedding advice. OR other little things that you would like to say to the bride and groom. But I also want some kind of flowers or candles or SOMETHING to go along with that. Something country and pretty, BUT my wedding colors associated in with all that as well! ANYONE have ANY pictures, Ideas, help! All the stuff on Google is of overly fancy weddings. Me and James are very simple and want something nice, but us at the same time! SO also. As far as a grooms table. he likes drag racing, hunting, camo, fishing, lots of stuff like that. I just really want it to be something very personal. SOMEONE HELP!! :]
Our wedding is in the summer. So it’s kinda a summerly feel. But all things I find seem to be seashells and stuff like that for a beach wedding. I want white and pale pink flowers and differnt kinds, I have already figured out which bouquet I want and I kinda want the centerpieces to match it. I think it will be fun on our wedding night to sit and relax and get ready to leave the next day for the honeymoon and read all the funny stuff I just know people are going to say on their individual cards! I don’t want anything “city” or fancy or overly girly. I mean I want a pretty wedding just not over the top! OH, and as far as table clothes, he wants white with turquoise runners instead two toned tables. [like big cirlce clothe, smaller circle clothe!]
I have figured out what the centerpeices are going to be. Baskets, still not sure, I might want wooden finished or White baskets. I am going to set them around petals of my bouquet, so they look like they are on a bed of roses. Ok then in the basket will be feathers of torquoise and white with little boxed favors. and On the basket will be either tulle or ribbon in my colors. with Candles aroudn that. Ummm, It’ll say take a gift leave a note! And then there will be little note pads, coustom of course, and then leave notes for advice, or something they love about us and our friendship, or a memory they have of us. So I pretty much have the centerpeice worked out. The Flowers are white and pink and antique colored roses. So really I need decoration Ideas for the rest of the reception and the how to decorate the pews in the church!!!
Oh, and the baskets are going to be big enough to put favors in.
http://images.replacements.com/images/images5/crystal/F/fenton_silver_crest_flat_shallow_basket_P0000023238S0067T2.jpg
OR I’m really liking this
http://user1292383.sites.myregisteredsite.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/811537.3.jpg
http://www.gift-baskets-4u.com/images/Baskets/LighterDeeperBasket.jpg
If you can find any other baskets that are oval and shallow send pics!
http://www.unitedbasket.com/product/img_white_baskets/white_oval_basket1.jpg
http://www.unitedbasket.com/product/img_white_baskets/white_oval_basket1.jpg
In white?
http://www.floralcraft.com.au/seagrass_files/image027.jpg
http://www.buhiimports.com/handled_baskets/sw317.jpg
My brother has always been “abnormal” but lately he’s been doing/saying things that are concerning to me. And now that I think back at what it was like with him growing up, adding it all together it seems like something I should be worried about.
-He always wrote violent stories and drew violent pictures. A lot of people in our family for some reason thought it was cute and funny and quirky, but only my stepmom who’s a child therapist was concerned. She told him to stop, but since we don’t live with her he continued. They’ve gotten worse over time. I even found a comic he drew of a boy killing his parents then laughing. This was shortly after he got in trouble.
-He’s gotten in trouble for violence a lot at school. My mom pulled him out of karate because he used some on a kid at school. He got in fights in elementary and middle school.
-My Dad has a long fuse and lets his anger build. When he finally gets upset he yells and sometimes breaks something if you provoke him enough, but he’s never hit anyone or said things with the intent of hurting people. Sometimes he says things that hurt but he later apologizes. MY brother however, he gets mad at things most people won’t and when he does he doesn’t necessarily get violent but he gets rough kind of, like slam things are, push you out of the way, etc. But he says things specifically with the intent of hurting people, and always chooses the lowest blows possible like he knows exactly what it would take to hurt that person so much that they would be defeated in the argument. For example, lately I’ve had self esteem issues with my looks because I have acne and I dye my hair a lot and change my makeup because I want to find something that works for me, I was called ugly a lot in elementary school, so it’s something I’m trying to get through and go to therapy for. Well, I said something that apparently hurt his feelings, but it wasn’t something most people would get upset over andin fact I didn’t have any idea it would bother him. I wouldn;t hurt him on purpose. Then he just flatly said, “Well, you’re ugly.” and another time in a similar situation he said “You have no one and no guy or girl will ever love you” (I’m gay). I’d never been in a relationhip before at that point. Both times I got upset and locked myself in my room all day to cry. (i know it seems like overreacting, but those are really personal). When he say me crying he smirked. He never apologized and when I told him to he insisted that I apologize to him. When I did, he just walked off. Now that I think about it he never sincerely apologized to anyone for anything. He calls girls and guys at our school that he hates “fat and ugly” or stupid or something worse. Whatever would hurt them. He never apologized to any of them.
-He does whatever he can to be the center of attention. When we were little he’d sing and preform skits in fron of everyone at times where he wasn’t meant to be the center of attention because he couldn’t stand to see other people have it. Like weddings and birthdays he’ll do anything to draw the attention away from the focus and onto him. He’s in drama now and even when he’s a small character he knows what to do to be the star of the show. On facebook he posts a new status like every 20 minutes when he’s on. He tags people in pictures then leaves 1000 comments on it so people get notifications. Some people have deleted him or blocked him all together because of this.
-He acts intellecualy superior to everyone. HE always corrects peoples grammar when they are in the middle of talking then insults their intelligence because of it. I’m an atheist and he is to, but I have many Christian friends. We were raised very Christian and our mother is extremely religious and so is our extended family, so I try to be very polite and open minded about that with them. I don’t discuss mhy lack of belief and something like Thanksgiving when the family prays I am polite about it, where as my brother will insut people or roll his eyes or try to get out of it. He starts uncalled for religious debates with people and instead of using real arguments he just attacks them. His first girlfriend broke up with him because she was a Christian and he would always poke fun of it around her. He treated her like an idiot and I witnessed it, always correcting her spelling or grammar or magnifying those silly mistakes we make. He brags about his intelligence all the time, however he fails many classes because he doesn’t do work. Ever.
-He’s obsessed with books and movies that are violent or have violent undertones such as Fight Club, Death Note, A Clockwork Orange, to name a few. I like a lot of the things he likes but he seems to like it mainly for the darkness of it.
-He makes jokes about things no normal person would joke about – pedophilia, rape, 9/11, slavery
-He tries to be controversial on purpose to stir reactions out of people and he prides himself in this. If he gets a negative reaction out of this it makes his day. He kissed one of his gay guy friends even though he is straight just so people would make fun of him. He laughed when some guy called him a faggot and it seemed to make him happy.
-He’s run away twice, and gets in trouble a lot. He overtly does illegal things, but stupid illegal things like trespassing or climbing roofs of public places. He got drunk only one time and brags about it all the time like he did something soooo bad and pulled one over on his parents. He told me the other day that he wants to do more illegal things. He does it just for the sake of it.
-No punishments my parents give him work. Any time he gets grounded our parents take everything away and give him a long lecture and it just doesn’t get through to him. If he changes his behavior it’s because he wants his privleges. You can tell he feels no remorse
for what he did even if it’s something really bad. He never admits wrongdoing and complains to me about our mother saying she’s just a fat stupid Christian and she doesn’t know anything and blames her for him getting in trouble somehow.
-He doesn’t have any sense of urgency. He almost failed four classes and didn’t care. The other day, my five year old sister went missing in a parking lot. We later found out my cousin had her, but I was panicking, looking around and asking people if they saw her. My brother had his hands in his pockets and just dragged his feet. His facial expression just looked bored like he didn’t care. I accused him of not caring about the situation and he yelled at me and stormed off.
-The other day, myh cousin was listening to a song about Columbine. My brother asked what that was and when I told him he seemed really interested and fascinated. I found him looking up stuff about it later.
- Yesterday he said “I want to murder something in my life time. That’s what Iwant to do before I die. “ He makes jokes like that all the time, but I just said “Oh shut up that’s not funny.” HE just got quiet.
He has not been to therapy.
I’m wearing a white wedding dress and my fiance is wearing a black suit with white inside. Now the basic color was Marine Blue and Champagne but I would love to incorporate a dark pink into the picture to brighten up the palette. Will the blue, champagne, pink and white look funny together? What about my darn fiance’s black suit, that pain in the butt won’t wear different. Any advice? here are links to the design and basic wear.
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h128/LaViollete/colors.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h128/LaViollete/weddings_pinknavy.jpg
Thanks for your help and opinions.
Awww you guys are great. you’re right, the exclamation pts shows u my hair is sticking out like wires right now and i’m about to get a bald spot from pulling out my hair. thanks, champagne is outta here!
Okay, so I made a “myyearbook.com” account trying to find people near where I’m moving too. I started talking to only guys because I get along with them better. Then, I started talking to Micah. I contacted him and added him as a friend. I started IMing him being my hyper, crazy self and he did the same. We started becoming closer as friends and then he said he thinks I’m cute and I thought he was too so were like okay we like each other. So, then we both started flirting with each other and decided we should meet. I told my mom everything and she said its fine we will do this in public with her there. Then it got a little weird…. He started saying he loves me. At first I thought it was kind of funny then I thought he could be fake. Then somehow we got into talking about weddings and he was like I want to marry you when were older. I was like WOAH THERE. Then I explained hes going to fast and he should stop it. Then, the other weird part is that we have everything in common and I made sure I asked him what his favorite thing was first then answer my own and it was the same almost every time- I’m like wow. He has pictures on his profile of himself and I asked him for more and he put more up in different clothes too. He has a video on youtube doing butterfly knife tricks and he looks real. I think so, and hope so. He sounds like a great guy but do you think hes fake? I will always take the proper safety precautions.
P.S. >> Link to his video>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vlsg48ofM
Thank you!!! (By the way, I’m 15, he is too as far as I know.)(Is there a way to tell if hes real??? A certain question to ask him?)
0.What time is it now?
1. What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
2. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
3. Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
4. Is that your natural hair color?
5. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
6. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
7. Do you have a crush on anyone?
8. Do you have any weird phobias?
9. Can you lick your elbow?
10. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
11. If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
12. Are you addicted to anything?
13. Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
14. What is your favourite room in your house?
15. What was the last thing you had to drink?
16. Do fish make good pets?
17. Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
18. Has an animal ever attacked you?
19. What kind of mobile phone do you own?
20. Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you’ve had in a month?
21. Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
22. Are they a good driver in your opinion?
23. When’ s the last time you showered?
24. If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
25. Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
26. Do you make your bed daily?
27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
28. Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
29. How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
30. Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
31. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
32. Have you ever cut your own hair?
33. Do you find piercings attractive?Depending on where.
34. Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
35. Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
36. Where does number one live?
37. Would you date them?
38. What do you think of weddings?
39. What color of socks do you have on?
40. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
41. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
42. Have you bought anything today?
43. Ever dated someone you didn’t find attractive in the least?
44. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
45. Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
46. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
47. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
48. How many pics of just you do you have?
49. What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
50. Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
51. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
52. Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
53. Lap top or pc?
54. What color is your keyboard?
55. Have you ever accidentally stood on a plug with your bare feet?
56. Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
57. Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
58. Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
59. Did you just sing them to make sure?
60. Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
61. If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
62. Have you ever seen a sunflower in real life before?
63. Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?
64. Have your Parents ever washed your mouth out with Soap ?
65. Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
66. Do you ever pop other people’s bubbles they blow with their gum?
67. What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
68. Did you ever yell so loud that you lost your voice for a few days ?
69. Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
70. Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
71. Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
72. What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
73. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
74. How many tv’s in your house?
75. Type your name using only your elbow…
76.Are you hoping this quiz finishes soon?
77. Are you ever purposely irritating?
78. If you were another person would you be friends with you?
79. Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
80. Favourite sports to watch?
81. Can you play Poker?
82. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
83. Have you ever touched an Elephant?
84. Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
85. Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
86. Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
87. Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
88. Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
89. Have you ever crawled through a window?
90. Did your parents spoil you as a child?
91. Look behind you, what do you see?
92. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
93. Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
94. Are you an aunt/uncle?
95. Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
96. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
97. Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
98. If
Lol, next time I’ll make a shorter one.
Okay so I met this 34 yr old guy who is the brother of my uncle’s wife several years ago and since then we have become incredibly close friends. We text, email, call, just like any good friend. At first my parents thought the friendship was weird because of the age gap but they’ve now become accustomed to it. I love the friendship aspect to this, and no matter how much I want only friendship, I can’t help but to think about some weird signs he’s given me in the past. I’ve tried to brush it aside but I keep thinking about it. When we first met, he jokingly said that I “would have been a good match for him.” But what kind of a joke is that!? His sister gave him a weird look and said “she’s only 14!” At my uncle’s wedding he startled me as I was leaving the elevator (I was engrossed in my phone and didn’t notice him when the doors opened) and he put both hands around my arms and said sorry with a grin. At the wedding he said that I look five years older and that I looked great. Thanksgiving party at my grandparents, we exchanged numbers. He entered his on my phone, I called him and he said sarcastically, “I wonder who this is, a secret admirer?” His sister gave him a weird look again. We talked so much last night (till 1am) that he ended sleeping over (I was sleeping over with my family too). Next day, his sister called him a “pervert” over text in a reply to “leighton is so open n easy to talk to. Can’t believe how close and personal we got. I wonder if she’s like this with most people?” Over email, him an I got on the topic of weddings (idk how) and he said “I one day hope to marry. I just don’t know who the bride will be
” On feb. 14th, I wished him happy valentine’s day and sent him some nice Disney couple pictures (as I did with everyone else) and he replied with “you fill me with amore.” He drove all the way to my home and said “I would drive distances just to see you…” and I think he caught himself because he slipped in my litlle 11 yr old sister’s name “…and Sara” last second. What do you guys think? Is It just friendship or do u think he likes me a little more than that? I’ve been trying to deny this because it would just cause so much drama in the family and I really cherished our friendship but I couldn’t stop thinking about these weird incidents. I do know that our friendship is real and that he really is a good guy. I just don’t know if he likes me a little or if it’s just his weird way of being funny. I definitely DO NOT want anything more than just friendship until I’m at least in my early or mid 20s. I know him well enough to say he’s not a pedo
Men vs. Women
Some subtle (and some not so subtle) differences
Handwriting:
Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.
Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the “i” with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the “b” and “g”. It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she’s dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note.
Groceries:
Women: A woman makes a list of things she needs, then goes out to the store and buys those things.
Men: A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett’s car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the express lane.
Relationships:
Women: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life.
Men: A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, “I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know that there’s always a chance for us.” This is known as the “I Hate You / I Love You” drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.
Sex:
Women: They prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay.
Men: They prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place part of the foreplay.
Maturity:
Women: They mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults.
Men: Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.
Magazines:
Men: Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman’s body.
Women: Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.
Bathrooms:
Men: A man has six items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
Women: The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items.
Shoes:
Women: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.
Men: A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. Let’s not talk about how many days he’ll wear the same socks.
Cats:
Women: Women love cats.
Men: Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
Children:
Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Dressing Up:
Women: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
Men: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
Laundry:
Women: Women do laundry every couple of days.
Men: A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants (the ones that were hip about eight years ago) before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old episodes of “Love American Style.”
Eating Out:
Men: When the check comes, each man will each throw in $20 bills, even though it’s only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
Women: When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.
Mirrors:
Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror.
Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys’ heads.
Menopause:
Women: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual.
Men: Menopause in a
What is the funniest question you’ve seen in the photography section? I vote for this one:
Is it true that all you need is a professional camera and not the actual photograher for weddings?
I am looking into purchasing a NICE PROFESSIONAL camera for $1200 and getting a relative to take photos for me at my wedding rather then spending the same amount for an actual photographer. At least I get to keep the nice camera at the end along with the pictures. Do you think the pictures will be just as nice? Is this a good idea?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqHcIdIMvwzmAJOfmx25N4mNxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20080528095854AAhad4v
1- Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? 2- Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? 3- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? 4- Mom + Dad + beer – condom = me
5- Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
6- An answer to that nagging question…………… I let the dogs out!
7- An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work!
8- If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs? 9- Don’t smoke cigs, you only have 2 lungs. Smoke weed, neurons, you have millions. 10- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 11-If the world didn’t have cows, how would we get milk? 12- In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm? 13- When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose? 14-Why can’t G-UNIT get on the bus? Because they only had 50 Cent?
A kid gives a teacher a blank peice of paper
Teacher: What is this?
Kid:It’s a picture of a cow eating grass!
Teacher:*Looks at the picture* Where’s all the grass?
Kid:The cow ate all of it.
Teacher:*Looks at the paper again* Where’s the cow?
Kid:It left cuz there was no more grass.
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Teacher: Pencils down! Pencils down! Excuse me! Why isn’t your pencil down!?
Kid:I’m using a pen.
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Old people at weddings always poke me and say “Your next” So I do the same thing to them at funarals
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*You’re about to get arrested*
Cop:YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL!
Person:WAIT,WAIT!!!
Cop:WAT!?
Person:Can I change my facebook status to ‘going to jail’?
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Boy: I love you
Girl:Prove it! Scream it to the world!
Boy: *Whispers* I love you..
Girl:Why did you whisper?
Boy:*screams* CUZ YOU’RE MY WORLD!! <3
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Boy: You're A B C D E F G H I J K
Girl: Huh?
Boy: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Delightfull, Energetic, Funny, Great and Hot!
Girl: Awww!! And the I J K?
Boy: I'M JUST KIDDING!!!
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*Fake Story*
*Girl walks in crying*
Boy: Babe, Who's butt am I kicking tonight?
*Real Story*
*Girl walks in crying*
Boy: Oh, Hey babe… Make me a sandwich?
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Boy: *Starts doing sit-ups* 1…2…3…
*Hot girl coomes in*
Boy: 153…154…155…
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Girl: Hi
Boy: Hey
Girl: I herd you like someone.
Boy: Yeah,Yeah…
Girl: Do I know her?
Boy: Yes
Girl: What does she look like?
Boy: Do you have a mirror? <3
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Grade 1-5: I wanna go to Middle School
Grade 6-8: I wanna go to High School
Grade 9-12: I wish I was back in Kindergarden…
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Girl: Babe… Why does your ex hate me so much?
Boy: Look on your keyboared on your computer.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cause U and I are together, And U comes above my X.
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On Your computer keyboard there's 'U' And 'I' together… But if you look under it, there's 'J' And 'K' its 'Just Kidding'
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Boy: I'll catch a granade for ya
Girl: Awww!!
Boy: I'll jump in fronnt of a train for ya
Girl: Awww!!
Boy: *Pulls out earphones* Can you stop saying 'Aww'? I'm listeng to Bruno Mars
I have a close acquaintance who I considered inviting to a wedding I’m going to this summer. I’m Hindu and the wedding is a traditional Hindu-Indian wedding. I have some reservations about inviting however.
A few days ago she began to complain about how “long” a Catholic wedding took and how boring and awful it was. She mocked the ritual that took place in the wedding and thought that the way she was acting was being funny, and got others to join with her. I’m not too offended seeing that I am not Christian…however is she going to do the same crap if I invite her to a Hindu wedding? Hindu weddings are primarily done in Sanskrit– so really noone will understand what is being said unless the pandit (Hindu priest) explains it in english. There is alot of ritual and symbolism– flowers are placed before the figures and pictures of gods, rice and flowers are thrown, the couple walks around the fire, etc. The ceremony will last about 3-4 hours. I’m a little worried– will she also sit there and mock this too?
She has told me in the past that she enjoys different cultures and seeing “different” things but the fact that she can’t even be respectful while being a guest at a religious ceremony she is familiar with bothers me. What do you all think? Should I invite her or not? I don’t want to invite her only to have her complain later that she couldn’t understand anything and why was it so long.
She isn’t aware of the wedding yet– I was just invited not too long ago and was given the option of having a guest come with. Like I said before, she’s a “closer acquaintance”, not a super close friend or anything.
Okay, I have severe depression according to my numerous counselors I have quit seeing. I have had three mental breakdowns, many suicidal attempts and only two actual tries at killing myself. I don’t see a reason for living, when there is nothing to live for. I suppress every single bad thing, so I don’t think “talking about it” will help…no I’m pretty sure it won’t help. Here are some things that cause my depression.
> my family is very selfish and mean. They like to play with my head, tease me about my looks, make fun of my depression and treat me like I’m worthless.
> I feel ugly and think I look like some ugly person that everyone talks about.
> The one guy I love is treating me like some piece of trash and playing with my emotions.
> My friends always make jokes about me that aren’t funny.
> My dad is just a total jerk and loves seeing me suffer.
> I can’t sustain a good relationship or friendship without ruining it somehow.
> I don’t trust or connect with anyone!
> My parents always treat me with sarcasm when I talk about depression.
> My family is just one big joke. My dad is a pedophile, my uncle has killed someone, my mom has been to mental hospitals, I have a sadistic grandmother who only talks about rape, death, or people killing people and my aunt is a dream crusher.
> I’m staying with my dad until dec 29th and now he is playing super dad to some kid that isn’t even his and loving his new wife…I’m glad to know that I didn’t matter enough, because he sure didn’t care when I was living in the streets or homeless shelters.
> I’ve been physically and mentally beaten by men when I was younger.
> My brother is controlling
> My life is just dull and boring
> My family isn’t rich…at all. we’re always struggling with bills and debts.
> My mom has bad health
> and my life just seems like a joke.
I don’t see anyway of being happy. I don’t like being around people and I hate almost everyone I personally know and don’t get close to people. I don’t like being this way to the people that care for me, but I see it as a way of not getting hurt down the road. I mean who can hurt you if they don’t mean anything to you?? I want to live in Italy and get married and have children, but my family says “You don’t need to be married and why do you want to go to Italy? just look at a picture, it’s the same thing.” All of the women in my family have had failed marriages and I just think I’m cursed to have one too. Also I always talk about how I want my wedding and they say “weddings are stupid.” No women in my family has ever had a wedding and I have always wanted to have one. Now I just am starting to believe that having a wedding and getting married is stupid and won’t ever happen for me. I mean if I can’t sustain a long lasting relationship, how am I supposed to get married? I’m not on medication because I refuse to take it. I want to have a bright, wonderful future with my family, but I don’t even think I’ll be able to stay alive that long. I’m scared of men and boys because I think all men are going to rape me, beat me, and just utterly make a fool of me. I don’t like being alone with a man…at all. I hate when people try to get me to open up to them like they think they have been here all my life, and understand. NO, YOU DON’T! I love one guy but he just loves playing stupid mind games. I’ve already almost had a breakdown due to him…but he’s the person I want to be with. When I do get an attachment to someone then it’s a very strong attachment. Don’t get me wrong though. Me having an attachment to you doesn’t mean I trust you…it just means I like you. I don’t trust anyone. I mean it’s bad when I don’t trust my mother, who loves me. I just feel like dying. I think I’m ugly and when I go out in public I think that everyone is looking at me and making fun of me. My mom is about to lose her job when health care goes through. Gah I hate Obama. I just don’t want to live. I used to paint and write poetry, but my depression is keeping me away from stuff and people that I honestly care for. It’s like I have chains hanging from my heart and legs. It’s like I can see all of my friends and family just laughing and being happy, and I’m trying to drag myself to get to them, but every stride I make is bounded by another chain. I don’t eat a lot anymore, and I start feeling lightheaded and like I’m about to faint. Everyday I just pray to God that maybe he can take pity on me and just do me in. What should I do?
Also when I hear love songs, I just feel like busting into tears because I know I won’t be able to achieve what other people feel for one another.
Sorry this is so long.
FYI, this isn’t even one-thrid of what I’m feeling. If I had to fully write what I truly am feeling, then I’d probably clear 300 pages. :/
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead?”
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Do old people read the Bible so much because they were cramming for their finals?
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of paintings by Picasso.
If bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops… does work stop at a work station?
If it’s true that we are here to help ‘others’ — then what exactly are the ‘others’ here for?
Never forget that ‘stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Clones are people two.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
So what’s the speed of dark?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Should wives put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
What is the speed of dark?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
When day breaks who fixes it?
Just some stupid random funny questions (:
Ok, well not really a problem yet, being that it is a long engagement. But I have this Idea of making my wedding VERY personal. Very me and him. So my colors are turquoise and white.
I have NO flower ideas, very few ideas on what I want as a ccenterpieceand all. I know in the middle of each table [ i'm not writing seating charts, people can sit where they please.] I want to put a basket with a little note on it asking for wedding advice. OR other little things that you would like to say to the bride and groom. But I also want some kind of flowers or candles or SOMETHING to go along with that. Something country and pretty, BUT my wedding colors associated in with all that as well! ANYONE have ANY pictures, Ideas, help! All the stuff on Google is of overly fancy weddings. Me and James are very simple and want something nice, but us at the same time! SO also. As far as a grooms table. he likes drag racing, hunting, camo, fishing, lots of stuff like that. I just really want it to be something very personal. SOMEONE HELP!! :]
Our wedding is in the summer. So it’s kinda a summerly feel. But all things I find seem to be seashells and stuff like that for a beach wedding. I want white and pale pink flowers and differnt kinds, I have already figured out which bouquet I want and I kinda want the centerpieces to match it. I think it will be fun on our wedding night to sit and relax and get ready to leave the next day for the honeymoon and read all the funny stuff I just know people are going to say on their individual cards! I don’t want anything “city” or fancy or overly girly. I mean I want a pretty wedding just not over the top! OH, and as far as table clothes, he wants white with turquoise runners instead two toned tables. [like big cirlce clothe, smaller circle clothe!]
things to ponder…………..
1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
2. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
3. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
6. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
7. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their finals.
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
9. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do… write to these men? Why don’t they put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
10. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
11. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
12. Clones are people two.
13. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
14. Go ahead and take risks… just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
15. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
16. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
17. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
18. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
22. So what’s the speed of dark?
23. How come you don’t ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
25. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26. If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
30. Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
32. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
33. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
34. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
35. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
okkk.. so my sister is getting married and her fiance really got mad with his nephew because he was making fun of my sister saying she’s going to look stupid in a wedding gown and weddings are “boring” and “lame” anyways after the wedding we’re having a big projector of all pictures and stuff go by and he photoshopped his nephews head on a pic of a bride and is gonna have it show on the projector. i find it funny but my sister and i told him NOT to do this, i don’t think it’s appropriate, not to mention his family is going to think me and my sister told him to do it since we were upset about his nephew making wise/disrespectful comments towards me and my sister….
http://i935.photobucket.com/albums/ad193/nikki_rotundo/bride.jpg
it’s funny because the little punk deserves it but he’d probably start crying…
I photographed weddings previously, and it’s really not my thing. I’ve been doing newborns and maternity for awhile. I’ve just started getting into toddlers…I want to know if anybody has any tricks?
How do you make them smile?
I just had a two year old that wouldn’t not smile, she was content but she put on a fake funny smile through the whole shoot.
Any ideas are greatly appreciated!
My cousin has asked me to be the official photographer for her wedding. I have had my slr for a few months and I am not a skilled photographer. It is a fairly casual wedding so I don’t think they will want professional standard, but can you give me any advice so I can improve my skills before their wedding, (next feb). I have a book that I have been reading but if you can suggest anything else it will be much appreciated.
Cousin #1 is getting married at the end of May. I’ve known about the wedding for over a year. Last fall, I bought a beautiful dress on an end-of-season clearence rack. I love the color, the style, the fit… it’s just perfect for me. Cousin #2 just announced at Christmas that she’s getting married at the beginning of May. Can I wear the same dress for both weddings? Even though the wedding dates are in the same month? I’m not taking a guest and have no one to impress. I don’t want to be tacky. I just love the dress so much and would like the opportunity to wear it again.
(PS- Yes, I know that it was a poor decision on Cousin #2′s part to suddenly decide that she wants to get married 3 weeks before Cousin #1. Cousin #2 is a selfish little snob who has changed her wedding date 3 times. And now suddenly decides that she wants to get married the same month as Cousin #1. Luckily, Cousin #1 is very mellow and is not letting the whole situation bother her.)